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Jul 27

plight-of-the-educated-woman:

givinchycowgirl:

equalitymyth:

‘Cosmo Girl’: How to Attract a Dude Using Crap Ladymag Advice

Ladyfriend Cristen Conger, of HowStuffWorks’ “Things Mom Never Told You” blog, has a LOL video up today about how to attract a dude—using the genius advice of esteemed ladymag Cosmopolitan. The short version:

1. Dangle footwear

2. Put shoulders forward

3. Lower chin & look up

4. Rub shoulders

Sounds totally super sexy, right? But here’s the rub: it turns out—get ready—this is a  big pink load of BS. (And Cristen has the science to prove it!) Enjoy!

-jessica

HAHAHAHA!!  “…by dangling a shoe it shows that you ‘have a playful mindset and that you aren’t going anywhere.’  And this kind of makes sense, because it would take me a minute to get this shoe back on, and that would buy him some time to come up and say hello.”

Stuff Mom Never Told You is pure gold.

Download it. Commute to it. Thank me later.

also good: This America Life, Radio Lab, Stuff You Should Know
Posted at 4:29 PM 20 notes
Source: equalitymyth

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