Shaba

25. Married. Dog owner. Southern Virginia dwelling.
I like pretty things, baked goods, and books.
You can call me Madame Empress of the Universe.

Mar 30

List of professions I’ve been told not to date:

stickyheels:

thatwhitebitch:

  • Architects - insane egomaniacs
  • Bros in comedy - they’re actually really sad people
  • Chefs - insane egomaniacs, never home
  • Doctors - never home
  • Farmers - gay
  • Finance men - cheaters
  • Guys without jobs - self-explanatory
  • Lawyers - duhhhhhh
  • NBA players - duhhhhh
  • Politicians - gay
  • Writers - FUCK NO

Yo, any statisticians wanna go bowling?

Engineers are winners. Handy, manly, etc. 

Cosigned. I married an engineer. 

(via 5tickyheels)

Posted at 1:23 PM 71 notes
Source: thatwhitebitch

  1. theoddofstila reblogged this from sharaosment
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  3. trouve-moi reblogged this from qnanimous and added:
    SO relevant. I can vouch for.. too many of these dating situations.
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  5. atreeandarose reblogged this from thatwhitebitch and added:
    btw, guys “in a band” count as guys
  6. buffaloesatthebeach reblogged this from thatwhitebitch and added:
    track x2, and I can attest. Sad
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  8. shaba reblogged this from 5tickyheels and added:
    Cosigned. I married an engineer.
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