Shaba

26. Married. Dog owner. Southern Virginia dwelling.
I like pretty things, baked goods, and books.
You can call me Madame Empress of the Universe.

Jul 12

You know when you can hear yourself saying something stupid and can’t stop saying something stupid because the words have left your brain and started moving to your mouth so now you just have to suck it up and look like an idiot because just ceasing your sentence would make you look crazy as well as stupid?

That was me at a dinner party last night. 
Awesome.

Posted at 7:55 PM 6 notes Tagged: i'm the worst sometimes you guysdon't invite me to dinner

  1. unintentionallyamusing said: It’s the worst, isn’t it? I do the same thing, and then I rehash it in my mind for the next 24 hours and torture myself with it.
  2. itsalwaysb said: Everyday. And.. I run with it bc I’m such a graceful socially awkward vomit of the mouth type gal
  3. shanapreferspajamas said: I love you. You are wonderful. The end.
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