Shaba

25. Married. Dog owner. Southern Virginia dwelling.
I like pretty things, baked goods, and books.
You can call me Madame Empress of the Universe.

Jan 26

haygirlhay:

jacquesofalltrades:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

pleatedjeans:

How to Eat Food (a few more here)

Pleated Jeans delivers

So many of these are spot on.

Yes, except I like trail mix. I am the 1%.

 I always try and eat a nut+m&m+raisin when I do trail mix. I want to know who buys the kind without the chocolate, just so I know who not to travel with. Monster Mix or bust.
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