The lure of the couch and the fiance is stronger than my resolve to “go home and work out with Jillian at the end of this damn day so help me…” I got through the first part of circuit one and just knew it wasn’t happening. Sigh. Tomorrow: laps AND the weight training. Yea, I started swimming. Which is more like “attempting not to drown” than anything, but...
A killer whale killed a trainer at SeaWorld today. →
Whales are effin scary! allthingsalishan: Damn that’s sad. Add killer whales to the list of animals I used to want until I found out they were wicked mean. Also on the list: polar bears raggedywisdom:prettyproblematic
Things I Do Not Care About
vampires hockey Tiger Woods’ bedroom habits your kid’s current ailment facebook applications involving farms or cartoon graphics any celebrity named Taylor why you missed your appointment gin fishing how anything mechanical works fashion week
As Zach Plays "The Amazon Trail"
“If I had a real canoe I’d name it ‘Canoe Reeves.’” -Zach
Diana Barry: I wish I were rich, and I could spend the whole summer at a hotel, eating ice cream and chicken salad.
Anne Shirley: You know something, Diana? We are rich. We have sixteen years to our credit, and we both have wonderful imaginations. We should be as happy as queens. Look at that [sunset]. You couldn’t enjoy its loveliness more if you had ropes of diamonds.
Diana Barry: I don’t know about that.
Yesterday I choked down a Pepsi Max because I had a moment of temporary insanity at the grocery store. The bargain of the week was Pepsi Products and in the interest of The Wedding Fund I told myself that Coke and Pepsi are the same thing. Thus, Coke Zero and Pepsi Max should be similar. Wrong. So wrong. There are few things I have any brand conciousness about but soda is one of them. Oreos...
Dear fashionable Tumblrs: Find me a dress. For my bridal shower. Go!
My Weekend Wishlist
fresh flowers a clean house a seasonably red manicure red wine chocolate covered strawberries a sappy movie marathon dinner and a show (live theatre, preferably) hot chocolate a book i can sink into a bath (and a hot water heater that lasts more than ten minutes) a heart shaped iced cookie from the boulevard bakery in Wilkes-Barre. all but that last one is guaranteed by the fact that...
I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I...– Lewis Carroll (via felldowntherabbithole)
Movies I Will Never See
Shutter Island Legion Even the previews freak me out. and Dear John. Because Amanda Seyfried’s face irritates me.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
lfar: thingsidontunderstandand: She is an excellent keeper of secrets. As long as the secret is not her own. This is me! Ditto!
Dear Zach from Bones, Why did you have to go and be the assistant-to-the-cannibal guy? You leave the show and we get Wendell? Wendell?! I hate Wendell. And his relationship with Angela. Angela & Hodgins 4ever. Peace out cub scout, That Girl Who Gets Too Into Cable Television PS-Thank you AlexMac! It’s because of you that I’m addicted to this show.
I Should Be: At the Gym
Instead I’m: Google image searching “oreo truffles” Do it. And try not to have your mouth water.